Uh. Maybe kind of a weird question. Would anyone be willing to teach me cook? Just some, nothing gourmet or anything. [He tries not to look too embarrassed to be asking this. :| He has his reasons!]

Does anyone know of any unoccupied buildings areas caves valleys mountains caves in the area? Uh, preferably easily accessible and close to the water.

Sorry, sort of a weird request.

So, uh -

I think I may have sunburn for the first time in my life. What, um, exactly, are you supposed to do about it? Because, seriously. Ow.

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Um, hello! My name is Hiccup. I guess I'm new here - and by "new," uh, I also mean "mostly completely lost." Still getting the hang of this thing, but if anyone sees any other Vikings, would you point them my way?

[A pause.]

How far - [It ends just as abruptly as it began, as if the journal were ( Read more... )